Helicopter Ride
Morris & his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say" Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.”
Esther always replied" I know, Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”
One year Esther & Morris went to the fair and Morris said" I am 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.” Esther replied, “Morris, that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars".
The pilot overheard the couple and said "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I will take the both of you for a ride.
If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word, it's 50 dollars.”
Morris & Esther agreed & up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turns to Morris & said,
"By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell but you didn't.
I'm impressed.”
Morris replies, "Well I was going to say something when Esther fell out, but 50 dollars is 50 dollars.
-posted by Kimberly Brown @ 10/04/2005 07:12:00 PM
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