Dammed Women Drivers
I looked over to my left and there was a woman
in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph
with her face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee
between my legs splashed, and burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the damn phone,
ruined the damn phone,
soaked my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!!
-posted by Kimberly Brown @ 10/04/2005 06:27:00 PM
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