Alligator vs Blonde
A young blonde was on vacation & driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was reluctant to pay the high prices that the local vendors were asking. After be coming very frustrated with the 'no haggle on prices' policy of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out & catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go ahead & give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator! Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots the same young woman, standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly towards her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the gator & hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp Lying nearby were 7 more gators, all dead on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled & flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward & screaming in great frustration she shouts out.
"DAMN... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"
-posted by Kimberly Brown @ 10/14/2005 02:20:00 PM
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